Lingua Franca

An exploration of the uses and misuses of the English language, including amusing signage, mind-boggling linguistic contortions, grammatical debates, etymological musings, and other forays of interest to those of us obsessed with this strange and often absurd language.


The Alot is Better Than You At Everything

Excellent and funny methods of coping with other people's poor grammar and spelling habits:
The Alot Is Better Than You At Everything



Learn Your Damn Homophones

I’m tired of this shit.

It’s about time that everyone learned their damn homophones. If you slept your way through the fourth grade or just skipped all of the grammar lectures because you were too busy sucking off that dude in the locker room, then maybe this table will help clear up some of the fucking confusion.

Posted via web from alexis lloyd


Posted via web from alexis lloyd


I Don't C What He's Getting At

Seriously. All spelling aside, what the fuck is this guy talking about?

Cross posted at Is It Luck.

Please Try Harder

Images lovingly stolen from Oddee.


Um, do you mean PAPRIKASH?

From the cafeteria's Polish specialties station today...

Chicken Poppycosh